STUPOR MUNDI

Quizno's. The appeal is unclear. They burn their sandwiches like a very single dude with a high-watt, crumb-filled toaster oven would. And, inkeeping with this demographically specific cooking technique, you will find Quizno's overrun with dudes and only dudes. OK, once in a while you'll see a poor woman dragged in by her dude and his carbon-loving tastebuds. But I defy you to find an independently-operating woman eating a Quizno's sandwich. Seriously. Go ahead and try.